A heartfelt thanks to those that make me a better person.

I would just like to take a moment to thank my new roommates, the Cockroach family and the Earwigs. I've never lived with someone before that encourages me to be my best on a daily basis. No more leaving dirty dishes sitting around, no rumpled up clothes on the floor. Crumbs? Forget it. You'll never find one on my kitchen floor or counter. I pour cereal over the sink and scrub the stove after each use. I never knew that I could be so happily encouraged to take the garbage out every single time I walk outside. It's so rare that all my flashlights have batteries. After accidentally stepping on one of the roach kids in the night, I stocked up on energizers at Sam's Club. So, thanks again.