10- Please don't wear cologne for me. (Old Spice makes me dizzy.)
9- You really should have a doctor check that out.
8- Mmmmm....European foot odor.
7- No need to tell me that you're on a diet or working out. Quit making up excuses for you body, I really don't care about it.
6- When you've stopped breathing and you're clenching your fists, quit telling me to go deeper.
5- I'm not a "masseuse!"
4- No, my hands do not get tired.
3- Yes, I had to go to school for this.
2- Hair grows there?
1- Whoa! I haven't seen an anklet since 1985! And on a cankle, too!
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And that my friends is why I don't get massages!
an anklet on a kankle should be called a kanklet!
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