10-  Please don't wear cologne for me.  (Old Spice makes me dizzy.)
9-  You really should have a doctor check that out.
8-  Mmmmm....European foot odor.
7-  No need to tell me that you're on a diet or working out.  Quit making up excuses for you body, I really don't care about it.
6-  When you've stopped breathing and you're clenching your fists, quit telling me to go deeper.
5-  I'm not a "masseuse!"
4-  No, my hands do not get tired.
3-  Yes, I had to go to school for this.
2-  Hair grows there?
1-  Whoa!  I haven't seen an anklet since 1985!  And on a cankle, too!
Monday, March 16, 2009
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2 comments:
And that my friends is why I don't get massages!
an anklet on a kankle should be called a kanklet!
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